DSBE, A California Corporation
Legal Services' Raison d'Etre
The corporation's founder worked as a paralegal and LSAT tutor, showing promise many years ago for a legal career -- particularly given his 99.9th percentile LSAT score and studies in ethics and logic -- but his career was derailed by some of the relationships he had and by the vicissitudes of his bipolarism.
After breaking off his engagement with a lady and her two daughters during one massive bipolar episode which resulted in his hospitalization, a woman he was so deeply and rightly compatible with, he was quite disappointed in himself.
Wilhelmina, (Accra, Ghana)
Paige and Julia, Intended Step--daughters
Black Talon 9mm Parabellum
Intended for the Founder's "Third Eye"
Upon Exhaustion of His Cash
Sara, (Addis Ababa,) Last Fiancee